omg they killed kenny

kyle's mom is the one that started that damn club all because she's a big fat stupid bitch!

kyle: don't say it cartman!

cartman: weeeeelllll

kyle: don't do it cartman!

cartman: weeellllll

kyle: i'm warning you!

cartman: ok ok

kyle: i'm getting pretty sick of him calling my mom a bitch!

cartman: weeell kyle mom's a bitch she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls

kyle: shut your fucking mouth cartman!

cartman: on monday she's a bitch, on tuesday she's a bitch, on wensday though saturday she's a bitch, then on sunday just to be different she's a super king kamehameha bitch!

cartman: have you ever met my friend kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she's a stupid bitch! kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!

cartman: talk to kids around the world and it might go a little bit somethin' like this

(chinese kids)
(french kids)
(dutch kids)
(african kids)

cartman: have you ever met my friend kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair, she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch

(crowd:gasp)

cartman: bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she's stupid bitch

stan: uhh cartman

cartman: kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!
i really mean it kyle's mom
she's a big fat fucking bitch!
big old fat fucking bitch!
kyle's mom, yeah! chaaa!