Son:Dad may i ask what "gay" means?

Dad:Alright listen carefully,The word "gay" is been used for those have sexual disorder. Atleast that's what psych's say nowadays. Apart from that,if we take a look from another perspective we would ve seen, aeons before people are used and forced to get in to incest and gay relitionships with their acquitances, related ones.And if we dig deeper we would see homosexuality is one of deepest desire, even warriors, machos,knights, jannisarys etc... "

Son:"At least you are a wizard."