illuminati ye üye alıyoruz

Aydınlanmış olucaksınız! (Venire, Videre, Vincere)

before fnord! reading fnord! any fnord! further fnord! you fnord! should fnord! be fnord! aware fnord! that fnord! joining fnord! the fnord! illuminati fnord! can fnord! have fnord! serious fnord! psychological fnord! side fnord! effects.

if you decide to join anyway, please send aiken@illuminati.org with the following information:

1.your full name
2.the sum of all the digits in your social security (u.s.) or passport (int'l) number
3.how many fnord!s you've seen in the past 24 hours
4.any organizations that you are a trusted member of and would be willing to infiltrate on behalf of the illuminati
-and-

5.the 5th root of 6436343