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  2. 2.
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    beşiktaşlı olunmaz beşiktaşlı doğulur,

    beşiktaşlı olmayanlar huur çocuğudur!..
    ···
  3. 3.
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    sen çok malsın anlamazsın bunu bence

    dinle bak ne söyliycem hece hece

    duyunca hoşuna gidecek bence

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    beyler, "40 yapar mantığıyla okuyun!"

    1- gayse ne demek ne demek? (toplamda 19 karakter)

    2- orrospu çocuğu demek! (toplamda 19 karakter)

    yani :

    gayse ne demek? sorusunun cevabı = huur çocuğu demek!

    bu yapıdan yola çıkarak zaten gerçeği görüyoruz ancak gelin pekiştirelim şunu!

    g a l s r a y
    o r o s p u p

    neden galsray? çünkü bütün muallak başkanları galatasaray deme özürlüdür. tıpkı beştaş gibi bişey.

    hala itirazı olan varsa buyrun efendiler :

    g a l a t a s a r a y l ı p i ç l e r
    o r r o s p u n u n ç o c u k l a r ı

    burada huurda bulunan r yi bastırarak söylüyoruz çünkü bir değil iki kere huur çocuğudur bu muallakler! sebep zaten çok açık! bu muallak püskürtmelerini anaları doğurmayıp sıçmıştır! huurnun namusu zütü olduğuna göre, bu muallakler iki kere huur çocuğudur!
    Tümünü Göster
    ···
  4. 4.
    +1
    1907 de kuruldu muallakler 100 yıl oldu hâlâ muallakler
    ···
  5. 5.
    +1
    galatasaray'ı gibeyim, galatasaraylıları da gibeyim. aslan fener.
    ···
  6. 6.
    +1
    azizin köpekleriiiiiii!!! ahahahhhahaha başkan bize yıldız getir unutalım 2 2yi ahahahahhahah
    ···
  7. 7.
    +1
    aslan sütü içeriz aslan zütü zikeriz
    ···
  8. 8.
    +1
    fenerbahçe
    ···
  9. 9.
    0
    bi gibim bozuntusu, ama ne gibim bozuntusu bilemedim. anasi gibismislerden biri iste amk
    ···
  10. 10.
    0
    9. azizin paraları, işte yüz karaları
    bekareti bozunca, ağrıdı kasıkları
    al bunu alamaz mısın, sen ne biçim delikanlısın...

    10. armut dalda sallanır, sallandıkça ballanır
    fenerin a.cığında, ölü y.rrak canlanır
    al bunu alamaz mısın, sen ne biçim delikanlısın
    ···
  11. 11.
    0
    1. ekinler dize kadar, fener gel bize kadar
    sana birşey göstersem, kasıktan dize kadar
    al bunu alamaz mısın, sen ne biçim delikanlısın...

    2. çıktım taşın üstüne, açtım bacaklarımı
    altımdan geçen fener, yesin ta.aklarımı
    al bunu alamaz mısın, sen ne biçim delikanlısın...

    3. portakal soyulur mu, tadına doyulur mu
    fener sana bi koysam, fizandan duyulur mu
    al bunu alamaz mısın, sen ne biçim delikanlısın..

    4. mektup mektup içinde, mektup zarfın içinde
    dur oynaşma fenerbahçe, azcık kalsın içinde
    al bunu alamaz mısın, sen ne biçim delikanlısın...

    5. fenermiş onun adı, severmiş büyük malı
    ne yapsın yavru serçe alışmış koca .ike
    al bunu alamaz mısın, sen ne biçim delikanlısın...
    ···
  12. 12.
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    0
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  14. 14.
    0
    bu sene de tek eğlence yine muallak fenerbahçe!!!
    ···
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    0
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    ···
  16. 16.
    0
    huur çocuğu olmaya ne kadar meraklısınz lan muallakler
    ···
  17. 17.
    0
    2-2mi ?
    ···
  18. 18.
    0
    yazar olanıda mal lan bunun
    ···
  19. 19.
    0
    ···
  20. 20.
    0
    de doğdu muallakler
    ···