1. 1.
    0
    satılık köle.

    (bkz: bu köleyi almak istiyorum)
    ···
  2. 2.
    0
    anasını deneyli gibtiğim yazar

    (bkz: liseliyle deney günlükleri)
    ···
  3. 3.
    0
    anasını gırtlaktan gibtiğim yazar

    (bkz: cahil arkadaşım tramvayda beni rezil etti)
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  4. 4.
    0
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    ···
  5. 5.
    0
    %99 liseli %1 oc
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  6. 6.
    0
    en sevdiğim yazar
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  7. 7.
    0
    çok güzel çıkmışsın sağındaki adam kim
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  8. 8.
    0
    bir elinde peçetesi,
    diğerinde birası çerezi,
    oturur millete laf sokar sözde buraların ağası, beysi,
    sen önce adam ol da bırak o klavyeyi,
    reele dön babacım reele, hayat dışarda!
    gibleme bu inciyi, feysi..

    şayirlerle yalaklar burda yatar olmuş ben görmeyeli
    sokağı unutmuş bu millet net geldi geleli
    bu dörtlüğün sonunu getiremedim amma
    ilham geldi sabah sabah, onu da siz tamamlayın bari..

    dertli toutaku der ki hayat boş eğlen coş iksde
    zannedersiniz ki o bir liseli,
    ebet haklısınız doğrudur belki,
    lakin akıl yaşta değil başkta diyerek giber herkesi..
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