fenerli fıkra buldum

>> >>>>>>>HALDUN BEY>
>>>>>>> >>> >>>>>>>
>>Haldun Bey aksam oturmus,
>>karisiyla birlikte cayini iciyor, >
>>>>>>>televizyon> >>>>>>>
>> >>izliyordu.> >>>>>>> >>O
aksam diger tum aksamlar gibi siradan bir Mayis
>>aksamiydi... > >>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> >>Birden cep telefonu caldi. Arayan
kiziydi.> >>>>>>> >>- Alo, baba ?>
>>>>>>> >>- Birgul, nasilsin guzelim ?>
>> >>>>>>> >>- (Aglamakli) baba, ben
numune hastanesindeyim.> >>>>>>> >>- Ne
>>oldu... alo..!!> >>>>>>> >>- Baba,
birsey sorma, buraya gel, ne olursun cabuk gel... >
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>..Ve
telefon kapandi.> >>>>>>> >> Haldun bey
altinda pijamasi, uzerinde askili atletiyle evinden>
>>>>>>>
>> >>firlayarak> >>>>>>> >>
arabasina dogru kosmaya basladi. Tam evin
>>onune cikmisti ki > >>>>>>>arabasi>
>>>>>>> >>park>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>
ettigi yerde yoktu. Oysa ki daha parkedeli 2 saat bile >
>> >>>>>>>olmamisti.>
>>>>>>> >>> >>>>>>>
>> Tam o sirada yan komsununun
>>evinin onunde polis arabasi >
>>>>>>>durdugunu> >>>>>>>
>>gordu.> >>>>>>>
>> >> Komsusu polisle bir seyler konusuyordu. Hizla o tarafa
yoneldi.>
>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
>> Komsusuna gelen telefondan bahsedip daha sonra da
>>arabasini> >>>>>>>
>>bulamadigini> >>>>>>> >>
anlatti.> >>>>>>> >> Mumkunse onun
arabasi ile hastaneye gidip gidemeyecegini sordu. >
>> >>>>>>>Bu> >>>>>>>
>>sirada> >>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> >> lafa karisan polis
>>bunun mumkun olmadigini, o sokagin 1 saat >
>>>>>>>kadar once> >>>>>>>
>>
>> bir oto hirsizi cetesi tarafindan soyuldugunu ve komsusunun
da> >>>>>>>
>> >>arabasinin> >>>>>>> >>
calindigini soyledi.> >>>>>>> >>Haldun Bey
bir
>>anda kendi arabasinin da ayni akibete ugradigini>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>
anlayivermisti. Ancak su anda bu duruma uzulme veya ilgi >
>>>>>>>gosterme sansi>
>>>>>>> >> yoktu. Zaten arabasinin kaskosunun
da olmayisi ayri bir > >>>>>>>problemdi. Zira>
>>>>>>> >> kizi hastanedeydi ve daha ne
oldugu konusunda en ufak bir fikri >
>>>>>>>bile> >>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> >> yoktu.>
>>>>>>> >>> >>>>>>>
>> Ilk gelen taksiyi cevirerek arabaya bindi. Taksiciye \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"devam
et\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"> >>>>>>> >> diyebildi sadece.. Taksici
Haldun Bey\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'in kiyafetine bakip, \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Ne >
>>>>>>>o> >>>>>>>
>>birader,>
>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
>> kocasi mi geldi de boyle don paca attin kendini
>>sokaga\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\" dedi.> >>>>>>> >> Haldun
Bey sasirarak \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"ne kocasi hemserim?\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\" diyebildi sadece. >
>>>>>>>Taksici> >>>>>>>
>> gayet rahat \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Figen o\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\' sunun evinden boyle firladigina gore
> >>>>>>>kesin gavat>
>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>> >> kocasi gelmistir aniden\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"
dedi.> >>>>>>> >> Haldun Bey 20
>>yil beraber yasadigi karisinin ismini duygudunda>
>>>>>>> >>titremeye>
>> >>>>>>> >> baslamisti.>
>>>>>>> >>> >>>>>>>
>> Taksici ise sakin bir
>>sekilde \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Nereye demistin abi ?\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\" diye >
>>>>>>>sordu..> >>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> >>
>> Haldun Bey\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'in agzindan cikan kelimeler sadece \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Nu-nu-numune\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\" >
>> >>>>>>>olmustu..>
>>>>>>> >>> >>>>>>>
>> Hastaneye geldiginde taksici
>>\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"7 milyon abi\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\" demesiyle birlikte >
>>>>>>>Haldun> >>>>>>>
>> Bey\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'in pijamasinin ceplerinin olmadigini farketti. Haliyle
> >>>>>>>cuzdani da>
>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
>> yoktu. Elinde sadece bir araba anahtari ile taksici
>>ile aynadan > >>>>>>>goz>
>>>>>>> >>goze> >>>>>>>
>> geldiler..> >>>>>>>
>> >>> >>>>>>> >> Taksici zeki
adamdi ve durumu hemen kavradi. Adamin ilk
>>tepkisi> >>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Ulan salak, Figenle yatmaya paran var, bize vermeye yok oyle >
>>>>>>>mi ?\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"> >>>>>>>
>> seklinde oldu.> >>>>>>> >>Haldun
Bey artik soka girmis durumdaydi ve birakin cevap vermeyi >
>>>>>>>kafasinda> >>>>>>>
>> bir cevap olusturamiyordu bile. Taksiciyle ayni anda taksi\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'den
> >>>>>>>indiler.>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>
Haldun Bey tam agzini acmis bir seyler soyleyecekti ki >
>> >>>>>>>taksiciden>
>>>>>>> >> hayalarina yedigi diz darbesiyle
bademcik
>>sayisi iki katina > >>>>>>>cikiverdi.>
>>>>>>> >>> >>>>>>>
>> Haldun Bey yere devrildi ve kivranmaya basladi. Allahtan
orasi> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
>> >>hastanenin> >>>>>>> >>
onuydu ve doktorlar hipokrat yemini ile bagli
>>olduklarindan > >>>>>>>yardima>
>>>>>>> >> kosmuslardi.. Hizli bir sekilde
bir sedye bulundu ve Haldun Bey >
>>>>>>>sedyeye> >>>>>>>
>> yatirildi.> >>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>
Acil servise giderken agzindan cikan kelimeler sadece>
>>>>>>> >>> >>>>>>>
>> \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Kizim, kizim\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\" oldu.> >>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>> >> Acil serviste
kendisine ilk mudahale yapilirken Haldun Bey >
>>>>>>>artik acidan>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>
dolayi kendisinden gecmek uzereydi. Doktorlarin \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Ameliyathaneyi>
>>>>>>> >> hazirlayin\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\" dediklerini
duydu.> >>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>> >> Ama ameliyata girmezdi. Kizini
bulmak zorundaydi. Son bir > >>>>>>>gayretle>
>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>> >>\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Kizim\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\">
>>>>>>> >> diye bagirdi.. Doktor:>
>>>>>>> >>>
>> >>>>>>> >> - Ne kizi?, burada kiz
miz yok... > >>>>>>> >> - Telefon,
>>telefon etti... > >>>>>>> >> - Adi
ne kizinin ?> >>>>>>> >> - Bir..
Birgul..> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
>>Doktor masanin uzerindeki defteri acarkan karistirmaya
basladi:> >>>>>>> >> - Birgul Yuvakuran mi
?> >>>>>>> >> - E-evet.. Kizim nerde
?> >>>>>>> >> - Onun durumu senden iyi
merak etme.> >>>>>>> >> - Nerde ? Nesi
var kizimin ?> >>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> >> - Kacak bir jinekolojun
muayenehanesinde kurtaj yaptirmak >
>>>>>>>istemis.>
>> >>>>>>> >> rahim duvari yirtilinca
acilen buraya getirmisler.. Getiren
>> > >>>>>>>kisi>
>>>>>>> >>kapinin>
>>>>>>> >> onune atip gitmis. Su anda
>>ameliyattan cikti, yogun bakimda.. >
>>>>>>>Ama> >>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>> >>hayati> >>>>>>> >>
tehlikesi yok.> >>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>> >> Haldun