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>> >>>>>>>HALDUN BEY>
>>>>>>> >>> >>>>>>>
>>Haldun Bey aksam oturmus,
>>karisiyla birlikte cayini iciyor, >
>>>>>>>televizyon> >>>>>>>
>> >>izliyordu.> >>>>>>> >>O
aksam diger tum aksamlar gibi siradan bir Mayis
>>aksamiydi... > >>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> >>Birden cep telefonu caldi. Arayan
kiziydi.> >>>>>>> >>- Alo, baba ?>
>>>>>>> >>- Birgul, nasilsin guzelim ?>
>> >>>>>>> >>- (Aglamakli) baba, ben
numune hastanesindeyim.> >>>>>>> >>- Ne
>>oldu... alo..!!> >>>>>>> >>- Baba,
birsey sorma, buraya gel, ne olursun cabuk gel... >
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>..Ve
telefon kapandi.> >>>>>>> >> Haldun bey
altinda pijamasi, uzerinde askili atletiyle evinden>
>>>>>>>
>> >>firlayarak> >>>>>>> >>
arabasina dogru kosmaya basladi. Tam evin
>>onune cikmisti ki > >>>>>>>arabasi>
>>>>>>> >>park>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>
ettigi yerde yoktu. Oysa ki daha parkedeli 2 saat bile >
>> >>>>>>>olmamisti.>
>>>>>>> >>> >>>>>>>
>> Tam o sirada yan komsununun
>>evinin onunde polis arabasi >
>>>>>>>durdugunu> >>>>>>>
>>gordu.> >>>>>>>
>> >> Komsusu polisle bir seyler konusuyordu. Hizla o tarafa
yoneldi.>
>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
>> Komsusuna gelen telefondan bahsedip daha sonra da
>>arabasini> >>>>>>>
>>bulamadigini> >>>>>>> >>
anlatti.> >>>>>>> >> Mumkunse onun
arabasi ile hastaneye gidip gidemeyecegini sordu. >
>> >>>>>>>Bu> >>>>>>>
>>sirada> >>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> >> lafa karisan polis
>>bunun mumkun olmadigini, o sokagin 1 saat >
>>>>>>>kadar once> >>>>>>>
>>
>> bir oto hirsizi cetesi tarafindan soyuldugunu ve komsusunun
da> >>>>>>>
>> >>arabasinin> >>>>>>> >>
calindigini soyledi.> >>>>>>> >>Haldun Bey
bir
>>anda kendi arabasinin da ayni akibete ugradigini>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>
anlayivermisti. Ancak su anda bu duruma uzulme veya ilgi >
>>>>>>>gosterme sansi>
>>>>>>> >> yoktu. Zaten arabasinin kaskosunun
da olmayisi ayri bir > >>>>>>>problemdi. Zira>
>>>>>>> >> kizi hastanedeydi ve daha ne
oldugu konusunda en ufak bir fikri >
>>>>>>>bile> >>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> >> yoktu.>
>>>>>>> >>> >>>>>>>
>> Ilk gelen taksiyi cevirerek arabaya bindi. Taksiciye \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"devam
et\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"> >>>>>>> >> diyebildi sadece.. Taksici
Haldun Bey\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'in kiyafetine bakip, \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Ne >
>>>>>>>o> >>>>>>>
>>birader,>
>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
>> kocasi mi geldi de boyle don paca attin kendini
>>sokaga\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\" dedi.> >>>>>>> >> Haldun
Bey sasirarak \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"ne kocasi hemserim?\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\" diyebildi sadece. >
>>>>>>>Taksici> >>>>>>>
>> gayet rahat \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Figen o\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\' sunun evinden boyle firladigina gore
> >>>>>>>kesin gavat>
>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>> >> kocasi gelmistir aniden\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"
dedi.> >>>>>>> >> Haldun Bey 20
>>yil beraber yasadigi karisinin ismini duygudunda>
>>>>>>> >>titremeye>
>> >>>>>>> >> baslamisti.>
>>>>>>> >>> >>>>>>>
>> Taksici ise sakin bir
>>sekilde \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Nereye demistin abi ?\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\" diye >
>>>>>>>sordu..> >>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> >>
>> Haldun Bey\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'in agzindan cikan kelimeler sadece \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Nu-nu-numune\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\" >
>> >>>>>>>olmustu..>
>>>>>>> >>> >>>>>>>
>> Hastaneye geldiginde taksici
>>\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"7 milyon abi\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\" demesiyle birlikte >
>>>>>>>Haldun> >>>>>>>
>> Bey\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'in pijamasinin ceplerinin olmadigini farketti. Haliyle
> >>>>>>>cuzdani da>
>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
>> yoktu. Elinde sadece bir araba anahtari ile taksici
>>ile aynadan > >>>>>>>goz>
>>>>>>> >>goze> >>>>>>>
>> geldiler..> >>>>>>>
>> >>> >>>>>>> >> Taksici zeki
adamdi ve durumu hemen kavradi. Adamin ilk
>>tepkisi> >>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Ulan salak, Figenle yatmaya paran var, bize vermeye yok oyle >
>>>>>>>mi ?\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"> >>>>>>>
>> seklinde oldu.> >>>>>>> >>Haldun
Bey artik soka girmis durumdaydi ve birakin cevap vermeyi >
>>>>>>>kafasinda> >>>>>>>
>> bir cevap olusturamiyordu bile. Taksiciyle ayni anda taksi\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'den
> >>>>>>>indiler.>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>
Haldun Bey tam agzini acmis bir seyler soyleyecekti ki >
>> >>>>>>>taksiciden>
>>>>>>> >> hayalarina yedigi diz darbesiyle
bademcik
>>sayisi iki katina > >>>>>>>cikiverdi.>
>>>>>>> >>> >>>>>>>
>> Haldun Bey yere devrildi ve kivranmaya basladi. Allahtan
orasi> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
>> >>hastanenin> >>>>>>> >>
onuydu ve doktorlar hipokrat yemini ile bagli
>>olduklarindan > >>>>>>>yardima>
>>>>>>> >> kosmuslardi.. Hizli bir sekilde
bir sedye bulundu ve Haldun Bey >
>>>>>>>sedyeye> >>>>>>>
>> yatirildi.> >>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>
Acil servise giderken agzindan cikan kelimeler sadece>
>>>>>>> >>> >>>>>>>
>> \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Kizim, kizim\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\" oldu.> >>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>> >> Acil serviste
kendisine ilk mudahale yapilirken Haldun Bey >
>>>>>>>artik acidan>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>
dolayi kendisinden gecmek uzereydi. Doktorlarin \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Ameliyathaneyi>
>>>>>>> >> hazirlayin\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\" dediklerini
duydu.> >>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>> >> Ama ameliyata girmezdi. Kizini
bulmak zorundaydi. Son bir > >>>>>>>gayretle>
>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>> >>\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Kizim\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\">
>>>>>>> >> diye bagirdi.. Doktor:>
>>>>>>> >>>
>> >>>>>>> >> - Ne kizi?, burada kiz
miz yok... > >>>>>>> >> - Telefon,
>>telefon etti... > >>>>>>> >> - Adi
ne kizinin ?> >>>>>>> >> - Bir..
Birgul..> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
>>Doktor masanin uzerindeki defteri acarkan karistirmaya
basladi:> >>>>>>> >> - Birgul Yuvakuran mi
?> >>>>>>> >> - E-evet.. Kizim nerde
?> >>>>>>> >> - Onun durumu senden iyi
merak etme.> >>>>>>> >> - Nerde ? Nesi
var kizimin ?> >>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> >> - Kacak bir jinekolojun
muayenehanesinde kurtaj yaptirmak >
>>>>>>>istemis.>
>> >>>>>>> >> rahim duvari yirtilinca
acilen buraya getirmisler.. Getiren
>> > >>>>>>>kisi>
>>>>>>> >>kapinin>
>>>>>>> >> onune atip gitmis. Su anda
>>ameliyattan cikti, yogun bakimda.. >
>>>>>>>Ama> >>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>> >>hayati> >>>>>>> >>
tehlikesi yok.> >>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>> >> Haldun

>>Bey, bu haberin uzerine daha fazla kendini tutamadi ve >
>>>>>>>bayildi.>
>> >>>>>>> >> Ayildiginda basina bir
hasta bakici duruyordu.> >>>>>>> >>
>>- Nerdeyim ben ?> >>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> >> - Yogun bakim. Kendinizi nasil
hissediyorsunuz ?> >>>>>>> >> - Ne ? Neler
oldu ?> >>>>>>> >> - Bir saniye ben
doktor beyi cagirayim, o konussun sizinle. Siz>
>>>>>>>
>> >>kendinizi> >>>>>>> >>
yormayin.> >>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> >>> >>>>>>>
>>
>>Aradan birkac dakika gecmeden doktor geldi. Haldun Bey >
>>>>>>>yataginda>
>> >>>>>>> >> dogrulmaya calisarak.>
>>>>>>> >>- Doktor Bey!>
>>>>>>> >>
>>- Kimildamayin beyefendi, yatin lutfen.>
>>>>>>> >> - Neler oluyor doktor bey.>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >> -
Haldun bey uzgunum ama her iki yumurtaniz da agir hasar >
>>>>>>>gormus.> >>>>>>>
>>Kanama> >>>>>>> >> cok siddetli
olmus. Operasyon sirasinda her ikisini de almak >
>> >>>>>>>zorunda>
>>>>>>> >> kaldik.>
>>>>>>> >> Ancak uzulmeyin. 2
>>Yillik bir tedavinin ardindan protez >
>>>>>>>yardimiyla>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
>> >>tekrar> >>>>>>> >>
sertlesme yasama ihtimaliniz var.> >>>>>>>
>> -
>>Evladim.. Cocugum..> >>>>>>> >> -
Beyefendi, oncelikle dikkat ettigimiz konu buydu zaten. Her >
>>>>>>>ne kadar> >>>>>>>
>>45> >>>>>>> >> yasinda olsaniz da
cocuk sahibi olmak isteyeceginizi dusunerek >
>> >>>>>>>en>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
>>azindan> >>>>>>> >> spermlerinizi
>>kurtarmayi planliyorduk. Ancak ameliyat sirasinda>
>>>>>>> >>farkettik>
>> >>>>>>> >> ki sperm kanallarinizin
morfolojik yapisindan dolayi sizin >
>> >>>>>>>saglikli>
>>>>>>> >>sperm>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>
uretmeniz
>>imkansizmis. Yani bu kaza olmasaymis da cocuk sahibi >
>>>>>>>olmaniz>
>> >>>>>>> >> mumkun degilmis.>
>>>>>>> >>Haldun Bey duyduklarini
>>sindirmeye calisiyordu ama beyni artik ona >
>>>>>>>isyan> >>>>>>>
>> ediyor ve durma noktasina yaklasiyordu. Son bir gayretle
..> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>> >> - Birgul Yuvakuran..
dedi..> >>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>> >> Doktor
>>kafasini manali bir sekilde sallayarak:>
>>>>>>> >> - Aslina bakarsaniz Haldun Bey,
boyle bir cocugunuz olacagina > >>>>>>>hic>
>>>>>>>
>> >>cocugunuz> >>>>>>> >>
olmamasi daha iyi. Bahsettiginiz kisi yandaki
>>odada yatiyor..> >>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> >> O cocugun babasinin yerinde olmak

istemezdim. Kiz hayatini > >>>>>>>fahiselikle>
>>>>>>> >>
>>kazaniyormus..> >>>>>>> >> Bu
yaptirdigi 4. Kurtaj ameliyatiymis.. Rahim duvari yirtilmasi>
>>>>>>> >>yuzunden>
>>>>>>> >> geldi buraya. Cok kan kaybetmisti
ancak su anda iyi durumda.> >>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> >>> >>>>>>>
>> - O... O benim kizim..> >>>>>>>
>> - Haldun Bey, sizin kiziniz olmasi tibben imkansiz. Ha
evlatlik > >>>>>>>ise>
>>>>>>> >>orasi>
>>>>>>> >> baska ama biyolojik babasi siz
olamazsiniz.> >>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
>> >> Haldun Bey, kendini yataga birakti ve gozlerini
kapadi.\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Allahim >
>> >>>>>>>keske>
>>>>>>> >> canimi alsan da bu izdirabi bana
>>yasatmasaydin\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\" diye dua etti. > >>>>>>>O
sirada> >>>>>>> >> doktor, rutin
kontrollerini yaparak odadan ayrildi.> >>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> >>Aradan 2-3 gun gecti. Haldun Bey
yogun bakimdan cikmis bir odada> >>>>>>> >>
yatiyordu.> >>>>>>> >> Kendisiyle
gorusmeye gelen karisini kovmus hasta bakicinin her >
>>>>>>>gun> >>>>>>> >>
getirdigi gazetelere okumadan bos bos bakiyordu..>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>> >> O aksam hasta bakici yanina
geldi..> >>>>>>> >> - Bey amca nedir senin
derdin. Ne gelenin var ne gidenin. Gelen >
>>>>>>>herkezi> >>>>>>>
>>de> >>>>>>> >>
>>kovuyormussun zaten.> >>>>>>> >> -
Yok bisey.> >>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> >> - Yahu anlat da bilelim. Belki
bir yardimimiz dokunur..> >>>>>>> >> -
Bana kimse yardim edemez..> >>>>>>> >> -
Oyle deme be amca yaw.. Beterin beteri vardir. Allah olumlu >
>>>>>>>dert> >>>>>>> >>
vermesin..>
>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>> >> Haldun Bey bu lafin
uzerine artik
>>dayanamayarak patladi. Birkac >
>>>>>>>dakika> >>>>>>>
>> icinde hickira hickira 3 gun once basina gelen olaylari >
>>>>>>>gozyaslari> >>>>>>>
>> esliginde hasta bakiciya anlatti. Hastabakici olaylari >
>> >>>>>>>dinledikten>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
>>sonra..> >>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>> >>
>>-Gec be birader, ben de senin derdini dert zannetmistim.
dedi..> >>>>>>>
>> >> Haldun Bey saskin bir ifadeyle sorarcasina
hastabakicinin >
>> >>>>>>>yuzune>
>>>>>>> >> bakiyordu..>
>>>>>>> >>> >>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> >>
>> -Ben de senin derdini dert zannetmistim!.. Ya ben ne yapayim...
>
>> >>>>>>>diyerek>
>>>>>>> >> Haldun Bey\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'in kucagindaki
gazetenin spor
>>sayfasini acti ve > >>>>>>>hickirmaya>
>>>>>>> >> basladi:>
>>>>>>> >>>
>> >>>>>>> >> BEN
FENERBAHÇELIYIM!!!> >>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> >