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0team report pls
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+1hey guys. i learned english while i was 4 years old in preschool, so yes i am rich kid. i didnt improve my english too much even i had the opportunity but fuck it, right? when you have money you dont need anything else.
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0Back in 2007, I took a trip to Europe. While I was at Sweden, I met a fellow traveler. She was the closest thing to my idea of a perfect woman, physically at least. Black hair, white skin, eyes I could describe as "green-ish blue", and a smile so warm that it practically melted me. She was wearing a beige sweater and a brown skirt, with little black boots. All those were huge turn-ons for me, so it didn't take long for me to fall for her.Tümünü Göster
I was at a bar, alone, hoping to relax, alone with my drink. But as soon as I saw her, I knew that wouldn't be the case. I wasn't exactly a ladies man, I was 28, yet I hadn't have any serious relationships before. The only time I ever hooked up with a girl was 4 years ago, I couldn't get any job, my mother was fighting with a dreadful disease (she fully recovered later, before y'all ask), and my brother was going through a divorce (it was his fault). So I hit a bar, kept drinking while spilling my beans to the bartender there, and we ended up together. I don't remember the details and I didn't enjoy it to be honest. But I was sure this was going to be different.
I sat next to her, and said "Hi." I could try a lame and overused pick-up line, but no, I wanted to be all me around her. She responded with a huge smile.
"Look," I said, "I know you probably think I'm here to hit on you, but that's not true. I can hardly think about hitting on anyone right now."
"Oh, OK," she said, looking a bit surprised, not knowing where I'm going with this. I didn't know it either.
"I guess I came here because I have problems," I said. "A good way to forget how awful life is. Here you can drown your sorrows, talk to a bartender who pretends to give a fuck, and sweep everything under a rug."
I wasn't particularly depressed at that moment, actually. It made me uncomfortable to be lying to her, but I didn't know any other way.
"Well, you can talk to me," she said, "I'll pretend to listen."
I won't bore y'all with details, I told her about my mom's disease and my brother's divorce. Technically I wasn't lying. My wounded gazelle gambit worked, and we talked until the bar closed. I got to know her. Her name was Kristine, she was Latvian, and on a trip across Europe just like me. She was three years younger than moi, a history graduate pursuing higher studies. She had been saving money for years for this trip. When she asked me what was I doing here when my mom was ill back in my country, I told that everything was too much to handle and I needed a long break. She probably had her doubts but didn't question further.
When the bar was closed, we returned to our separate hotels, but met again tomorrow. It was her last day in Sweden, so I needed to act quick if I wanted to keep her in my life after this.
We went to a sightseeing tour, during that time we kept talking, got to know each other better, flirted a bit. At the end of the day, I finally gave in and confessed my love to her. She was shocked, flattered but rejected me nonetheless. There was no way we could have a serious relationship. But I wasn't going to give up. She wasn't flat-out rejecting me, if that was the case, I would suck it up and try to move on.
"Well, that's not entirely wrong," I said. "But whatever the problem is, I'm willing to fight it. Knowing each other for two days? Even two days were enough to make me realise how awesome you are. Long distance? We have Skype. Cultural differences? I won't force you to change anything, and I'm willing to change if I have to. Look, this might be a mistake, but that's a mistake I wanna do. So please, do it with me."
... and she said yes. Now this feels like a sappy rom-com ending, but in reality things didn't work out that way. We lived far away from each other for 4 years, in the meantime I learnt Latvian. At some point we finally lost contact, essentially breaking up. She didn't have Facebook until 2013, and when I found her, her relationship status read "Engaged to blah blah". It was there for a few months. When I saw that she was single, I added her. I was talking to her in Latvian now. We eventually rebooted our relationship, it was long distance until March 2015, when I moved to Latvia to live with her. As of August, we're engaged. I'll make sure it ends with a marriage this time. -
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-2I went to the bakkal yesterday(Geçmiş zaman kullandım "went" ne diye sormayın amk cahilleri).
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0merhaba benim adım nağme
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0Hi guys my english is worst. But im say sometin
Hi Guys Im Kriypton . Im in periodic table. My number is thity six .im melted in -157,36 celcius and im boiled in -153,22 celcius. Im Gas and im use made floresence. Im not much known but Im best gas in the world and said the opposite bitch child. -
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+1wow it really is worst.
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0The first entry says "no bad language" but all I see in this topic is bad language lol is that supposed to be fun? or you don't know english well enough to form sentences without any swear words?
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0"without swearing" sounds better than "without any swear words". otherwise i agree completely.
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+1the high school boy of grandmother who i fucked
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0i loved this topic, i'll hang out in this topic exclusively from now on.
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0I dunno how to speak english enough.But i know how to write HAHAHA
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0Forget all the things that you can do when the only problem scream speak English
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0Vat is yor neym may neym is harun
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0i go a i go b i go long i go short
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0Merhaba Benim adım name
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0I need a single human to speak proper English.
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0Mother earth will punish you fucking fucks
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0what are you talking about bitches.
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0Hello guys o/
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